- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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