- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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