What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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My spelling is horrible

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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