- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

hers a joke... japanese people

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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