A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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I'm Polish.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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