A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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