There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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