what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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