knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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What does? 42

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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