Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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