- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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