- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Stop driving smart cars you fags

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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