A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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A house comes around the corner.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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