- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

^ That's not even funny ^

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

a black man pays his child support

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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