Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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