Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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123 f*ck off

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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