Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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race-car = rac-ecar

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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outside your comfort zone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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