Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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womens rights

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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