- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Its open.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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