- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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