How old are you? 7

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Cheese

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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