A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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