- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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