- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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