How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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You are joking right?

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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