What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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