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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

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