- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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