- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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