- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

a blind man walks into a wall

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

were you expecting a joke

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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