What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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