- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Dwarf Shortage

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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