How come grilled cheese?

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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Trump will make America great again.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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This is not funny.

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10inch nice

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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