A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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cory is gay

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Anti Joke

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