- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Whose your daddy? Not me

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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