Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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How you know when dislextic

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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deez nuts

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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