- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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