Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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