- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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