- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

like if your cool

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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