- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

No

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

I was watching Fox news.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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