- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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