- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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