- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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