Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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Do you play piano? No

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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