Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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