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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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