- Anti Joke

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

knock knock? come in

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