Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

a black man pays his child support

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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