- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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