You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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your mom.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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