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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.