How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

an emo girl walked into a white room

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

a black man pays his child support

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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