- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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