- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Women's rights.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Coldpaly is a good band

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

someone called someone else a frog

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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