- Anti Joke

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning