What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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