Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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