Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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