Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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