- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

I dont have a girlfriend

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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