- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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