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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Tunechi

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

kennah campion when she talks

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Blacks

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Tunechi

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

kennah campion when she talks

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Blacks

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...