- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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