What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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Gay rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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sky silverstein

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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