- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

My jeans

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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