- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

a man makes a bad joke

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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