Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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AIDS

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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