how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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