Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

David Cameron

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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