Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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