- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

You idiot.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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