Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Anti Joke

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