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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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