- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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