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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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