What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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