What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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