Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Cripples are lame.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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