it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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