- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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