What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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