Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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i saw amango it splootered

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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