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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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