- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

no really what are ur names?

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Who wants water? I do.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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