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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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