- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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