- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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