What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

my penis

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

i dont fisish anythi

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

u know whats a crime? rape

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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