- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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