Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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your mom is so fat.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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