- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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