Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Justin's life

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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I like touching my boobs

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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sky silverstein

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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