- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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