- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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