- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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