Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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