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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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