2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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