- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

i saw amango it splootered

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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