- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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