A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

A man did not like this site

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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