A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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