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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

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