- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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