What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Death by kayak

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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