What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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Poop

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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