An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Suck pussy

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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What were the murderer's last words before he was put to death by electric chair? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNFHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.................................................................................................................." He then defecated in his pants.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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