- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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