Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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