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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

I have a really funny joke.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Fat? Jesse Z

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..