- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

school homewrok

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

womens rights.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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