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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.