- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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