- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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