Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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