- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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