why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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John lazzaro likes dick

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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