Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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