what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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A man penetrates another man.

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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