A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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