How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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guess what? bannanas

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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Guess what? I like trains.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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the economy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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