Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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you will like this because i am black.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Hello.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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