if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Knock Knock.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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