- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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