- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

you will like this because i am black.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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