What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Denard Robinson

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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