- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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