- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

"Knock knock" Come in!

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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