- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Faithful men.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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