- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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