How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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