What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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A man is pulled over for drunk driving, and is asked to say the alphabet backwards. When requested to do so, the man says, "officer, I can't even do that when I'm sober," thus admitting that he is drunk. The police officer chuckles at the drunk man's stupidity, and wonders whether or not his wife would find the incident funny. After all, they do share a similar sense of humor.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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