Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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