Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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