- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Women's Rights

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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