Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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