- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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