Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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