why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Suck pussy

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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