What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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roses are red poo is poo

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