- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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