Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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A man died.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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