Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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I have a really funny joke.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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