why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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