- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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