My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Denard Robinson

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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