- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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