So 2 guys are curious if there is baseball I heaven... So they say when either of them dies they have to come back as a spirit and tell the other man if there is baseball in heaven One of the guys dies and comes back as a spirit... He comes to the other man and says... I've got some good news and some bad news The man says what's the the good news? The spirit says the good news is there is baseball in heaven So the man says what's the bad news?? The spirit says... Your pitching Tuesday night!

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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