- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

It's likely that very few people will read this.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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