Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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