Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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cory is gay

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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