Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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you will like this because i am black.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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Hello.

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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Gustavo Andrade

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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