Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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