A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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stinky boner

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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