A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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9/11 my birthday

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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Anti Joke

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