- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

womens rights.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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