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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

LeBron in the fourth quarter

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

deez nuts

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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