What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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