A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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