A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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