- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Knock Knock.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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