- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

A young baby died.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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