What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What did the Chicken say to the Interviewer Interviewer: how do you feel about your eggs chicken: the eggs are actually my periods. Interviewer: how do you feel about your periods ChicKen: you eat my periods everyday. people make cakes, omlettes and all these food out of my period. Imagine the world running on your period. Interviewer: what are your feelings on your periods Chicken: I have a mixture of feelings. i feel really scared because the farmers would kill me if i can have my periods. i feel glorified because the world runs on my eggs and i feel proud. I feel freaked out because the world actualy runs on my periods

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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