what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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A man walks into a bar

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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