- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What's upside down? umop apisdn

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Weaner

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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