- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

i am a dino. RAWR.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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