- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Cripples are lame.

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