- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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