- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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