How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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Anti Joke

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