dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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