Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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