What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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