- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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