Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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I asked her where you were.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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