knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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