- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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